Installing Eclipse

Eclipse: oh yes, the great productivity tool of Java programmers world-wide. It's big, it's slow, and if you install the wrong plug-in, it'll become unstable and you have to reinstall it.

A couple of weeks ago, I was fed up with my installation of Eclipse. It wasn't working; every few minutes, it would pop up an error. If I dismissed that error (which was some internal error in Eclipse), it would pop up again a few minutes later. That, and since I upgraded to Ubuntu 9.04, the GTK widgets all broke.

So I reinstalled. Sure, reinstalling works fine after you've downloaded 224 friggen' megabytes. Eclipse is just a glorified text editor; how the heck does it get that big?

After the download, it didn't have the two main features I needed: Subversion connectivity, and a JSP editor. But that's okay. Eclipse has a fantastic feature: you can go to "Help" and then "Install New Software". If you enjoy spraying acid on your raw wounds, you'll enjoy trying to use this, the world's most retarded installation tool.

So you open up this dialog. It says "There is no site selected". Okay - I can handle this. I pull down the lists of sites and... I... er... what the heck are all these URLs? I want a JSP page editor. So I Google. I take an educated guess... I think I want the Web Tools Platform, but I have no idea which component provides the JSP page editor. Furthermore, when I do try to install something, it gives a meaningless error about a missing dependency:


Cannot complete the install because one or more required items could not be found.
Software being installed: Eclipse Web Developer Tools 3.1.1.v200908120400-7R77FStEVw2z07WtDz-OZrhL5C-3 (org.eclipse.wst.web_ui.feature.feature.group 3.1.1.v200908120400-7R77FStEVw2z07WtDz-OZrhL5C-3)
Missing requirement: org.eclipse.wst.server.discovery 1.0.1.v20100210 requires 'bundle org.eclipse.equinox.p2.engine [1.0.100,2.0.0)' but it could not be found
Cannot satisfy dependency:
From: WST Server UI 3.1.1.v20090727b-7B3DPAtJZRZxULQRALIM4256 (org.eclipse.wst.server_ui.feature.feature.group 3.1.1.v20090727b-7B3DPAtJZRZxULQRALIM4256)
To: org.eclipse.wst.server.discovery [1.0.1.v20100210]
Cannot satisfy dependency:
From: Eclipse Web Developer Tools 3.1.1.v200908120400-7R77FStEVw2z07WtDz-OZrhL5C-3 (org.eclipse.wst.web_ui.feature.feature.group 3.1.1.v200908120400-7R77FStEVw2z07WtDz-OZrhL5C-3)
To: org.eclipse.wst.server_ui.feature.feature.group [3.1.1.v20090727b-7B3DPAtJZRZxULQRALIM4256]

So what the heck am I meant to install to make this POS install? What's more, I don't even know which version of Eclipse I'm using (Ganymede? Equinox?) because there isn't anywhere in Eclipse that I can find this information.

Eclipse is the crappiest POS I've ever had the discomfort of using. It is a bloated 224MB pig that doesn't even have a basic JSP page editor or Subversion connector out of the box. Surely these are two very commonly used components?